Last night I posted something that alluded to one of my dirty little secrets.
My van... oh, my poor, poor van. It is kinda like that drawer that everyone has in their kitchen. The one that never seems to stay organized and you can find the most bizarre combination at anyone time. Yep, it is a little less swagger wagon and a little more hoarder mobile. So, today I decided to give it a little TLC.
So here are 10 things that were found in my van while cleaning it out:
10. Various pieces to at least 2 different Halloween costumes. Yes, we are nearly a month out.
9. A pair of underwear that does not belong to me or anyone in my family.
8. Enough toys to supply a small village in West Africa.
7. No less than 5 empty sippy cups.
6. Poison's Greatest Hits on auto-repay of the "Sad cowboy song" per request of Bub.
5. Something (likely one of those toys) that sings "If You're Happy and You Know It" every time I slam on my brakes.
4. 26,000 Silly Bandz (that is an actual count).
3. A 2008 Knox County Schools Coupon Book.
2. A gigantic wagon that smells like mothballs.
1. An application to the NRA though I've never shot a gun.